Tuesday, 26 November 2013

Fly #9: First World Fighters - My Thoughts and Muses on the Pain Game

I want to write about pain. I am in pain a lot more these days than I use to be, although instead of this being unpleasant and a ticket to the imaginary violin show it is actually a great way of knowing what I should and shouldn’t be doing. I now know that if my back hurts, I should change something, and no amount of persisting through this pain will remove an injury or be rewarding. Pain does not have to be alarming or a prelude to disaster - it is the only phone your body has to your train of thought and decision-making processes. It’s a flaw of the English language that so many types of unpleasantness all fall under the umbrella term "pain". Some learn the hard way how to discriminate productive and harmful pain. Some will suffer the long-term and debilitating pain of emotional trauma or mental illness. I’ve felt sad and hopeless and tormented at times, as much as anyone departing adolescence, but for now my first-hand experience resides in pain from injuries, exercise and hard work.

Discomfort and awkwardness is inevitable in the pursuit of your Goals and Dreams. Feeling like shit on a run, or wanting to neck yourself finishing off assignments at 4am isn’t really pain, as you once decided (even if deluded) that the benefits of the end result would outweigh any transient relief you’d get by quitting. Some of this pain isn’t the physical fatigue from exercise, but the knee-jerk negative self-talk that typically surfaces either 5 mins before work or 10 min into it. The amount of times I have taught swimming to boys and girls of all ages and heard them say, “I can’t do it!” is shocking. Why would you add even more stress to an already demanding activity? You can’t change the feeling of lactic acid or unfamiliarity to a new activity, but you most certainly don’t have to say, “I can’t do it”, just because you aren’t beach whaling on the couch, or having mum and dad do it for you. The most confident children I have ever taught are those deemed as ‘badly behaved’, or whose first language isn’t English. The beginner prep class, which has many students from both of these groups often have no concern over the very real possibility of them drowning. This provides to be a thrilling experience for me, as 12 screaming five year-olds dump their heads in the water for just enough time to come up, cough, scream, then do it again. They will rarely listen to instructions on how to hold a kickboard so as not to plunge and die. The sheer excitement of learning something new, or having no concern for boundaries would do wonders to remove the hell everyone outside the beginner prep swimming class have in persisting through hard work.

In saying this, it’s fair to say that some exercise and work is far harder than working up a sweat. During a race, or a hard ergo session, the fine feeling like you are breathing through a straw and your legs hold mini washing machines of acid is quite heinous. This, however, is not pain, it is physical and mental fatigue whose benefits outweigh the cost of feeling like shit for less than an hour unless you are very odd and do threshold exercise for more than an hour. I now know that rowing isn’t meant to be painful for your back, which I still find very confusing, and I put this down once again to confusion on word choice to describe unpleasant feelings. Rowing can be a slog in a myriad of ways, but none of these ways should involve pain. My current impression of pain, relating to my minor injury (googling pictures of broken backs and herniated discs is a humbling exercise) is the rather singular sensation that someone has turned me into a live “Operation!” game, whereby this very evil individual places those little tweezers ever so delicately on a certain spot slightly off centre in the lower back, but threw the game out to sea, so that when waves come and go the buzzing comes ON and off and ON and off. If only my body could have communicated to me in words. It could have said, “you need to stop rowing now, my name is L4-5 disc, I am already quite frail from being smashed by an oar six months ago and I won’t be happy if you row again today. I want a rest and you need to give me a rest. Or else.” I now know that this pain is not okay, but washing machine and straws are fine, and that will pipe down when I fully emerge from my indolent life to row again.

This epiphany of pain vs. necessary stress will extend only as far as me and anyone else who decides not to row or lift or hunch over when their body sends pain signals. Unfortunately, there exists a pandemic of heady discourse surrounding pain, and the shame that exists in taking it seriously. “Pain is temporary, glory is forever”. “Pain is weakness leaving the body”. These teach a dangerous attitude to pain and stress for two reasons, the first being that it encourages irresponsible, self-loathing toward exercise, the second being that you must go through something you hate or wish to stop to get what you want. When your body is at 100%, why should any training or hard work be that unpleasant? Yes, we can go back to the washing machine and straws, but surely exercise-endorphins, doing an activity with friends, the feeling of accomplishment and contributing to your long-term health and fitness outweigh stresses that you know won’t actually hurt you the way real pain does.

This is where my issue with the term, “first-world problem” comes in. Laden with the stench of middle-class guilt, it assumes that these potentially painful problems aren’t worth fixing, because their tendency to occur around monetary wealth reduces their value. Placing your problems concerning broken iPhone screens and ugly cufflinks next to those of the North Korean single teen mother doesn’t make them any less. What’s more, if you really think you need perspective, misfortune doesn’t discriminate between culture and money. Why not stick to what you know, and compare your problems to your friends instead of faceless strangers? I met a walker on crutches at the Colour Run on Sunday, who shattered his L1 vertebrae. He had been in a wheelchair for 10 weeks, and hoped to return to rock climbing in 6 months. After fracturing two vertebrae, I was back to training at full capacity in 6 weeks. Instead of complicating my problems further with the secondary guilt of someone's problems in another country, I can immediately look to the person next to me and snap out of any self-pity just fine. Both of my parents have been through back surgery for herniated discs. When I taught a kindergarten and primary school in a distant Peruvian town, the young people there were a lot less messed up than here, and they would have cared if I were upset about something. 


Pain is a legitimate and important lifeline from your body to brain, or feedback on situations whose unpleasantness transcends long-term benefit. Take it seriously, and learn to discriminate between fatigue, injury and negative self-talk. Our problems and mountains are often relative, and it sometimes helps to see the other side, but actually see it in friends and family instead of assuming that it only exists when you aren’t living with money in Australia. I can’t row, but I can do many other things. This week I’ve got an unlimited pass to a yoga studio (Barre Body! Get on it!) and I’m aiming for 15 classes. Having limitations can make you bored and pissed off, but also creative. Stop bitching and work with what you can. As Christina Aguilera once said, “After all that you put me through, you think I'd despise you, but in the end I wanna thank you, 'cause you've made me that much stronger”. Booyah. Now stop reading, get your runners on and go for a run. Or walk if you have shin splints.

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